Peeing On The Seat


Transposer


             Gus Johnson - Peeing On The Seat

[Chorus 1]
  D
I took a little pee
  A
I dribbled on the seat
  Bm              G
I see no problem, what's the harm
   A              D
In wiping with my feet?

[Verse 1]
  Bm             G
A sock is just a towel
        A                   D    D/C#
That is wrapped around your foot
        Bm                  G
There's nothing wrong with using it
   A
To wipe away your schmutz

[Pre-Chorus]
D
Yes there is
      G
(Sweetheart, what's this?)
     D
It's obvious
     G
(I'm trying to piss)

[Chorus 2]
D
That is disgusting
A
I'll have no such thing
Bm                 G
You're in trouble, urine bubbles
A                  D
Aren't for socking cling

[Verse 2]
Bm                  G
Babe, that's just revolting
         A             D     D/C#
And when will you ever learn
     Bm                G
That walking 'round in urine
          A
Will just fill the place with germs?

[Pre-Chorus]
D
Wait a minute
 G
(Yes, what is it?)
D
Take it back
     G
(And why is that?)

[Verse 3]
       Bm               G
You've gone and blown a snotty sneeze
      A              D     D/C#
Right into both your hands
       Bm               G
That's fifteen times as germy
      Em            A
But I get your reprimand?

[Verse 4]
    Bm               G
But this was just an accident
      A                  D     D/C#
While yours was lame and gross
       Bm              G
You're filling up this house with nasty
Em           A
Residues the most

[Breakdown]
    D
But sweetheart, that'll never matter
G
Not one single ounce
       Bm
That's good advice
     Em
This place is nice
         A
But it's not even our house
           G  A        D
We're just robbing the place

[Outro]
N.C.
Ha-ha! Suck it, homeowners!
N.C.
I got a bunch of pee on the floor, too.
N.C.
Good!
            

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