Yankee Candle Song


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             [Verse 1]
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I went down to the shop to buy a present for my mother,
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With a note in my pocket it was written by my brother it said
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Buy her a yankee candle man, women fuckin' love em
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For reasons that no man alive has bothered to discover.
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I thought, that's grand I'm laughing, ha, ha, ha
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Two hours free parking: I won't need that,
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Imma buy this candle and be on my way.
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And they wrapped it up nicely, smiling at me politely,
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Until I see the price that I got to pay,
    E
It blew me away.

[Chorus]
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I paid 20 fucking euros for a candle,
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I spent 20 fucking euros on a jar of smelly wax,
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And I think that 15 euro I could handle,
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but it was 16 euro 26 before value added tax,
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Value added tax,
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what's the crack with value added tax?


[Verse 2]
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I paid and brought it home and i gave it to my mother,
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I says you better love this candle like you never loved another,
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I wanna see it on the table every time that table's set,
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She looked at me as if to say did they have no more of the big one's left,
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And I said yes, infact they did,
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But it was 25 fucking euros for the big ones,
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It was 25 fucking euros and im sorry, but that's too much,
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And mama i hope you know that I love you,
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But not enough to spend

[Outro]
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25 quid on a stupid fuckin overpriced yankee candle.
            

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